Fined < DUI
One scoop of shit in a sandwich is better than two, but it’s still a shit sandwich.
In this case, 1 scoop is a civil matter, 2 scoops is a criminal matter. (Depending on the country I guess)
A DUI in California will run you about $20K all told. I would guess the fine would be less. But leaving the car where it was and getting a parking ticket and Uber fare back in the morning would probably still be cheaper.
Ifykyk
If youre within 1000 feet or something of your keys you can get a drunk driving charge in a lot of places in the great US of Ahhhhhh.
I was about to say, this absolutely would be dui where I’m from. Someone I know got popped for dui for being in the driver’s seat sleeping it off, car turned off in a parking lot and keys in the fucking bushes.
Well that’s fucking stupid. Basically teaching people they might as well drive home drunk.
Yeah, it’s a rediculous set up. Had it happen to a friend, he was parked in the apartment complex lot. Didn’t want to chance driving home after dropping off his friend and realizing he should just sleep it off. I guess next time he knows to just go sleep at his friends, but what a way to impact your life so badly
Just walk home and eat the parking ticket (if there even is one)?
Assuming it’s not made up, I dare say they had to be booked for something, otherwise the next evening there’d be a parade of cars being pushed home from their local watering holes
