What would you say you do around here? Could you walk me through a typical day?
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bros life was a shitpost in a way i will forever envy
Dudes rock
Dudes *roll
Should’ve thrown his barrel at the invaders like Donkey Kong
he might have if that wasn’t where he lived
He lived in the barrel?
he was a homeowner
call me a cynic but i don’t think that would’ve made much difference
that’s my favorite part of this. it comes really close to implying that if Diogenes simply did the work he was supposed to do, the city would have been fine
Probably the same thing Diogenes said
exactly!
Only if it had a golden banana in it.
Spiritual ancestor of anyone who’s ever had an office job
but like a barrel
