Banana for scale.
This is witchcraft!
I’ll take that banana, here you go
The banana is not for sale.
The banana for a scale. It’s a trade.
You know what’s really odd about this whole thing?
This gentlemen offered to sell me his (noticeably above average) onion for as low as $70.
Where are you getting your prices OP?
This onion is 70% skin, mine is 10% skin. Price reflects condition.
Show us the numbers dude, send us proof of life or no ransom.
The numbers are here: https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/25276569
Serious buyers only.
Okay I’ll trade you a serious buyer for it.
I’ll give you my scale for your serious buyer if they’re not interested
I’ll take one not interested for your I’ll.
Nice try. This is just an average sized onion, and a tiny banana. This raises the question: How much for the tiny banana?
If you don’t trust me you can carry on.
I see your ad indicates local pickup only, but could you make a mild exception and ship it to me? I’m probably not far so it should be cheap for you to ship. Please ship to:
Me
PSC 769 BOX 700
APO AP 96599-9998Note, this is McMurdo Station, Antarctica. Please ship quickly I expect the banana to still be fresh when it arrives on the next resupply plane in May. I will pay cash on delivery.
Damn dude you might win
I’m not local to Antarctica and I don’t want to violate rule 3.
Antarctica is not a nation, therefore its not international, therefore no rule #3 violation. Please ship quickly, its for a friend. I’ll also be paying with a credit card that doesn’t match my name nor anyone that I know. This won’t be a problem right?
@qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org thoughts?
If it leaves your country, it has transitted an international boundary.
Shipments to Hawaii and Alaska are not international, yet both cross international boundaries with the continental USA.
Is this still available?
Yes, it is still available.
No no, they were asking if the banana is still for sale…
The banana is not for sale.
What if I want the banana?
I will get that banana.
Serious buyers only.
Oh, you tease!
Small fucking banana.
No it’s normal.
Are you able to present a certificate that the onion is indeed a fucking-grade onion?
Just look at it, how could you deny it?
let me know if you are willing to part it out. i just need a slice for a fucking massive burger
All or nothing.
You’re really going to make this guy make a nothing burger aren’t you?
I didn’t make him make a nothing burger, he made himself make a nothing burger. That was his choice.
correction: its a fucking massive nothing burger
I’m not going to charge you a consulting fee, but from the looks of your customer service, you’ve got about 13 minutes to sell this medium sized onion.
I’m only selling an onion, not an onion support contract.
Alright pardner, I’m about to derail your whole shit.
The outer skin is cracked. Best I can do is tree-fiddy.
The skin has redundant layers, no onion flesh has been impacted.
So it’s like an ogre?
Yes.
What’s the girth measurement?
Fucking Massive.
Where is onionweigher when you need him?
I don’t know who that is.
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That is not an onion, it’s a petaculis aranda egg. Beware when it hatches.
Do those sell for more than onions?
They are very rare, so yes.
Country of origin?
Farm country.
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Is this still available?
Yes, it is still available.
I don’t want it.
Then don’t buy it.
Rude. Reported
