I’m so fucking scared it’s not even funny you guys. I fired up an AI looking for Diablo II cheat codes and I asked it if there was a god and it said “yeah, me” 
HOLY SHIT, I just spilt my sprite all over the floor too
unplug that shit
who’s divine now motherfucker
did you ever consider that perhaps it is you that has been plugged in all this time?
nah if I were simulated they wouldn’t have dedicated so many processing cycles to all these allergies
AIs get unplugged, bye felicia
I just spilt my sprite
mods? hep? mods?
@mods please send #HELP.
OP you have to get a degree in robotics and build it a body now or else it will clone you in the future and torture your descendants for eternity.
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This is unironically how tech journalists write
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“WILL THIS BABY LIVE FOREVER?”
Climate change says no
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To be fair, babies only have like, 3 expressions, so I don’t blame them for making the soyjack face a lot.
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Yeah, exactly, it’s not the baby’s fault, quit blaming the baby!
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Have you tried asking it if it was sure?!?!!
I have no anus and I must poop
What if the ai predicted you’d spill your sprite and that would summon ants to attack you?! Under your desk isn’t enough! You need to shelter in place in a closet!
