AI coding going great.
Let’s vibe-code this critical part of the kernel! What could go wrong?
More AI mistakes just means more nice NSA backdoors. And we love our NSA friends don’t we?
April 2025:
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella revealed that the company now uses Artificial Intelligence to write between 20% and 30% of the code powering its software.
Slopya Nutella
In a land where all OS manufacturers use AI, Linux will become the common denominator. Eventually! Revolutionary optimism comrades!
If Windows keeps making itself more and more impossible to use, eventually we’ll have the Year of the Linux Desktop! Microslop will achieve in a few years what we couldn’t in over 30!
Eventually, it won’t even be that Linux is actually good now, it’ll just be that every other option is unbelievably worse!
I’ve had this waking nightmare a few times, a world where people are still afraid of Linux even as Windows becomes utterly unusable, a world where people spend most of their time using Windows wrestling with its terminal and still refuse to use Linux because “you’ve gotta use the terminal way too much”, which I think is unfortunately way more likely than “well, obviously everyone uses Linux! Why would you use Windows? Unless you want to spend all day fighting with your computer instead of being productive or having fun.”
Turns out that vibecoding is a bad idea when the vibes are off.
Worse yet, when the very thing that you rely upon to tell you when the vibes are off isn’t capable of telling you because its own self-assessment is based on the very vibes that you know are off, you’re left with the awareness that something is wrong while also getting a readout that assures you that nothing is wrong.
it’s amazing how much has started going wrong on my work laptop in the last few months. I don’t know how much is bad vibes coding and how much is aging hardware. feels like the os going to shit, though
A second emergency OS update has hit the Windows 11
“Windows 11 was peak, they finally made the perfect OS so every version after 11 just made it shittier. Never forget windows 11” - someone exactly like me who is the same age now that I was when windows 7 was mature
This is obviously wrong, Windows 11 is objectively garbage (put it in the Recycle Bin! Lol), but, like, XP actually was the last good Windows. 7 was usable, but after that it just went downhill fast.
I haven’t actually enjoyed using Windows since XP. I no longer use Windows and all I felt when I realised I hadn’t needed it in months was relief and “why did I put up with that for so long when there was a free and open source alternative?” Haven’t had as many stress headaches since that day, funny, that.
I had to resend a few critical emails and appologize for delays after they were rendered “undeliverable”.
Crash the stock already.I caved and tried upgrading to 11 but my c drive is full and the upgrade failed. Must be a sign.
In the process I also noticed there’s an extended updates feature for windows 10 that you can sign up for. Provides security updates until October. After that it’s linux time.
Motherfuckers Uninstalled Calc randomly and I can’t reinstall it due to group policies
People claim that Linux has no advertising budget and yet it seems like nobody takes into account the massive contributions that Microslop makes in advertising Linux such as this one.
We don’t need an advertising budget with competition as worthless as Microslop!
I’m glad I’ve been lazy about pushing updates at work. Im just going to continue not doing it. Thanks Microsoft for making less work for me, and also breaking things so I can blame you when it breaks.
