Seriously, these things are the closest we have to an eldrich abomination in mammal form. They’re so bizarre, probably because they’re mammals, so familiar yet alien enough that it turns into uncanny valley.

Their weird upside down mouths give me the heebie jeebies. Who the hell has hair for teeth? That is the stuff of nightmares. Imagine getting tangled up in that gross stuff. I bet they wouldn’t even notice because they’re terryingly huge.

The way they float in the deep blue void of the ocean reminds me of some kind of alien creature floating through space. How can a giant air breathing mammal live like that?

Dude gives me the willies.