Cause it tastes like you just pulled it out of a hat.
Like…a nice fancy top hat? Or someone’s nasty ass beanie?
Sweaty construction worker beanie.
If you ask “what’s in this?” you get no answer. Someone creatively applied “a magician never tells their secrets” to this scenario, and thus, Magic Chef.
In reality, it’s just a fuck ton of butter. That’s the secret.
Hi Paula Deen!
He cooks everything with magic mushrooms
That was Mrs. Frizzle’s next career after she got fired for child endangerment.
This is objectively the best answer - no need for others.
Turns the mice that die behind it into leftover chicken meat
Dark eldritch rituals performed during the witching hour,
To tear and twist victuals with sanguine power,
A delectable curse sizzles in the pan, Magic Chefs soul sold to the Michelin Star Man
Because he stirs all food with a used Hitachi.
Pact with Satan
Terrible curse
I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
He was cursed by a witch, and his sense of taste and smell are totally wrecked.
Because some CEO told so. See that ®️ sign?
It’s all instant food.
Burns the steaks
He once outswore Gordon Ramsay, leaving him a blubbering mess on the ground, begging for mercy.
