• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      If it doesn’t work, ok.

      It doesn’t

      Then some unc on the internet was wrong.

      He is.

      Wouldn’t be the first time.

      I’m sure.

      But it’s clear that you’re not satisfied with the results of your current approach.

      But doctor, that is my current approach.

      So yeah, that is what happened.

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        2 days ago

        But doctor, that is my current approach.

        You could have said that instead of a wall of angry screeching. You opted for the latter.

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          Really tbh the best part is the assumption “oh you have trouble finding a committed relationship? Must be because you literally do absolutely nothing and have no hobbies at all, you’re probably the only one who has figured out stasis.” Like what do you think I just go into a coma? Sure work and sleep takes up a good majority of my time like anyone else but then after that I simply cease to exist until my next shift?

          Did this make it sound like I was saying “actually you’re right I do enter stasis” or "of course I have hobbies you fucking maroon.

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              Yes any time anyone calls out your trite ass hack platitudes it means you touched a nerve lmao, they couldn’t possibly just be making fun of you and everyone else who has the same banal asinine assumption.

              Live laugh love ass bullshit.

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                It’s clear to me that you are unwilling to entertain any advice and prefer instead to wallow in self-pity until you’re devoured by cats. Goodbye, fancy feast.