Man knows what he likes, men with big boobs.
Hell yeah
Big tiddy dude. His favourite customer.
What if I have big tiddys AND a beard/penis?
Only qualification needed is big tiddys.
Discount for you!
You should probably maybe trim your beard into better shapes than the beanis.
Free of charge
🤔
For my gender they are considered quite big. You shan’t charge me full price.
at least he’s an equal opportunity shithead
You spelled “pillar of the community” wrong
just because he’s got his picture on one doesn’t-
Ahoy, Thirsty Aspiring Sword Lesbians!
TASL
This is ambiguous. Is he wanting to teach people something or get his puss crushed?
Bisexuals are notorious for their blade skills
What could go wrong?
Literally nothing
Hold my fedora.
Hold my Cavalier.
I’m not crying, it’s misty out here.
No. That’s a really crappy cheap brand of cigarette. Just put the thing out. Now a Dunhill or Nat Sherman, sure I’ll hold those.
