Mine is beard pills. Because some days feel like beard days and some don’t.

  • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    14 天前

    Not my idea but I saw a guy on YouTube that makes somewhat impractical but unique inventions that are 3D printed. He created a contraption that you eat your taco over and it fills in a new taco by catching the stuff that falls out of your first taco. I really wanna buy one, but it is so ridiculous.

      • akwd169@sh.itjust.works
        3·
        13 天前

        Clearly your not putting enough stuff in your tacos then

        1/4 of mine end up falling out and I eat it as a kind of taco salad with a fork after

      • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        13 天前

        The same guy created a 3D printed cactus where the spikes are toothpicks making it a decorative toothpick holder. He also made a pumpkin that opens up into a chess board where the pieces are gourds. He makes all kinds of weird things but people order them. It’s all novelty though. There is also a coaster that effectively can turn your couch arms into a cup holder. There are so many things if I find his profile I will link it.

  • zxqwas@lemmy.world
    131·
    14 天前

    My litteral enshittification idea is coin operated flushing on public toilets.

    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      13·
      13 天前

      Guess I won’t flush then. Enjoy your heap of shit.

      Just like I have seen people piss on the door of toilets that charge entry fees.

    • justaman123@lemmy.world
      2·
      13 天前

      I used my first pay toilet in Europe and I was at first disgusted, a whole euro to use the bathroom! Preposterous!

      But after a few days of tooling around Prague and Istanbul I was delighted to see a pay toilet, I knew it would be clean the stall doors would go all the way to the ground and I would finally get to pee.

    • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      1·
      13 天前

      BaaS (Bathrooms as a service) is unironically something I would consider paying for, especially when I’m travelling. Knowing where to find a clean bathroom on the road or in an unfamiliar city would be a godsend for folks with GI issues

  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world
    9·
    13 天前

    The money store. You go there to buy money, and that’s how the store makes money.

    Shit I think I invented banks nm

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
    8·
    13 天前

    I will sell deals. Great deals! 20% to 80% off following complex rules that you will enjoy keeping track of. Discounts if you haggle well. Coupons too!

    50% off on repeat purchases! Referral codes giving kickbacks in the form of discounts!

    You will feel like you are a very smart and savvy consumer when you shop with me.

    You won’t buy a specific product or receive anything after payment, though. The shopping experience is what you pay for.

  • sharkweek@sopuli.xyz
    3·
    13 天前

    Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don’t have to!

    Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven’t field tested that functionality.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
    2·
    11 天前

    A money machine. It just prints money that isn’t considered counterfeit. But you need to have a license to operate it, which is only given to a government office. What makes it impractical isn’t the silliness of the machine, but the level of bureaucracy.

  • ArchEngel@lemmy.ca
    2·
    13 天前

    Mailbox adblock subscription service. Blocks spam and advertisements, political mail, you name it!

    • finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      2·
      13 天前

      I’ve never understood why companies continue to send me junk mail even after I call them and ask to be removed from their mailing list, or that the person they’re mailing hasn’t lived at my address in years.

      Like, what do they expect to happen- that I’ll somehow become more inclined to purchase whatever they’re selling instead of associating their brand name with a sense of frustration/annoyance?