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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

On my way to the dort store. What kind of dort do you want me to bring back?

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On my way to the dort store. What kind of dort do you want me to bring back?

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    let me get the family pack with extra corn-beans.

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Imma take a number 3 with a small number 6 and sprinkle some sea salt on top

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    A bottle of Malört with extra dört on the bottom

    • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      No, it’s the bottle of vodka.

      (The acolyphatty comes from a vitamin D (b)

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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        Dört caked all around the bottle so that you can’t read the label. I want it to look like a fresh archaeological find

        • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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          7 days ago

          C.s.

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    some uhhhhh nice sandy loam. my soils are too rich in clay

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      soil-triangle :soil-dobido:

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Peat-a chips and humus, please!

  • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Cheese and onion dort pls

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      No cheese only onion sorry

      • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I will have a temper tantrum on the shop floor as a middle aged adult owl in front of everybody making you look a fool if I do not get my cheese and onion

        • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOP
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          I will get you the cheese and onion

          • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            Thank you parent and or guardian. I will refrain from peeing in the pee drawer for 5 days

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              Do you have a separate drawer for pooping?

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                Always separate the pee and the poop its basic manners

                • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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                  I keep the farts in a high pressure beer bottle.

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Light n tangy

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      Please

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