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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Peak comedy

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Peak comedy

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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      Are we really ignoring the fact that Schwarzenegger got an male impreg-fetish? She looks so innocent on the poster, but the internet has educated me, telling me she has a fucking huge dick and more potency than a group of bodybuilders

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        Arkham Asylum post ↑

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        I can practically smell their knotted wolf dicks.

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        what the fuck

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        She doesn’t look innocent at all. Look at her goddamn evil smile.

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    Some schools called this a playground ball but we called it a “utility ball” where I went and anyway the smaller version could also be boobies

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Oh weird, I’ve never heard either of those. I only remember it being called a kickball (even when not being used in the game Kickball).

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        They were called foursquare balls, too. I don’t think anyone plays that game anymore.

        Edit: quick look around online and some are indeed called “foursquare” balls.

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        Dang now I wonder what a map would look like with these various terms corresponding to different regions and whatnot

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          I looked yesterday after commenting and didn’t have any luck finding one.

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    don’t do it tommy!

    part of that ball will rub off on your tum-tum, and in 30-40 years you won’t even need the ball to pretend to look like that.

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      But consider this: He could hit it from the side, and it would swing around his body and fall out the back.

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        Just like a real pregnancy.

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    More like slam it as hard as possible to bounce it high or rocket it right at someone’s skull but yes.

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      Or better yet, get another kid to do the same and sprint towards each other at full speed, and bounce off each other real hard, immediately slamming to the ground, and both go home with concussions.

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    Wait, so apparently there are some unique experiences we had as a kid! ( as in, I have no clue what this means and I feel left out :( )

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      Shoving the ball under your shirt to make yourself look pregnant

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        Damn I’m dumb, now that you say it I recall the thing!

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    Is this how mpreg came to be then?

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    There are no unique experiences it seems

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