What you get: coffee that walks into your intestines, flips a table over, and says, “Get up. We have responsibilities.”
I need my coffee to bend me over the counter and ram it in dry.
Is it so bad to have both?
thats called meth
I’ll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you’re not having it.
Caffeine content probably the same. I’ll take the one that doesn’t taste like chalky dirt.
Exactly, if op ain’t having it, we’ll kindly take it 😄
you don’t get hints of cherry and grass until you have relinquished the mere desire for caffeine and ascended into true understanding of the bean
Caffeine is very slightly negatively correlated with darkness of the roast. Dark roasts tend to have less caffeine than light roasts.
Also, drip/pourover/percolator/press coffee tends to have more caffeine per serving than espresso-based drinks. The longer steep time extracts more of the caffeine, and serving sizes tend to just be so much larger to overcome the higher caffeine per unit volume of espresso.
So in reality, the lighter pourover coffee where you have the roaster or barista talking about tasting notes tends to be higher caffeine than the dark, densely brewed bitter stuff.
My understanding is that dark roast is just as strong or even stronger by weight, but the longer roast makes it lighter for the same volume. Since people tend to use scoops to measure out their coffee the lighter blends end up stronger.
But if you measure by weight instead, that’s no longer the case.
Basically this, although from what I remember the caffeine difference between light and dark roast is only about 2%.
It is also worth noting that for most people (due to the standard western diet), their daily coffee is one of the few appreciable sources of polyphenols they’re likely to get, and lighter roasts are a better source of that as well.
Aaaand if that weren’t enough, dairy cancels out the health benefits of coffee by reducing bioavailability.
Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples
I don’t understand… can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?
Of course it can, but then we wouldn’t have a shitpost.
A BDSM cafe does sound fun.
there used to be one in London - “Coffee Cake and Kink”
AND has hints of cherry and cocoa. Why not both?
I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.
I do actually want a coffee that uses a machete to cut through red tape.
Whoa…imma go listen to some Cake
I got to see them at Austin City Limits one year. It turned me into a lifelong Cake fan.
Just take caffeine pills jfc
Or adderall, sounds like they have a medical condition
You’re looking for amphetamines, I think
I have ADHD and the closest way I’ve been able to describe it is this. human brains exist on a scale of 1-150, with 100 being optimal. “neurotypicals” are at roughly 80 and stims take them up to 100. ADHD brains are driven past the point of effectiveness so they sit at like 120 but the stimulants take them down to 100.
Intravenous methamphetamine for that good good.
Why iv when you can boof
Ever try a full shot up your urethra?
First have to sound a bit then i can try
I was struggling to end my doom-scrolling, and get up to have lunch, but this comment cured me!
Yeah but ain’t none of my usual contacts holdin’, ya know?
