Shouldn’t recruiters be less likely because they don’t want to potentially pay maternity leave? Afterall, they lose money from all 2 hours of it in US.
Frackin’ cylons are at it again
Is recruiters a euphemism for sperms?
Huh, I still get emails from LinkedIn mentioning how healthy my kidneys are.
I cannot tell whats real and what is satire anymore
The “recruiters are X more likely to contact you in this period” is real, which might have given inspiration to all the other shit post due to the double entendre of the word period.
We’re in this boat together amigo.
[grabs a cannonball and steps overboard]
Right. It’s all so fuzzy now.
Like, this is close enough to a real pop-sci factoid and close enough to a real linkedin spamoid that it just might be real.
And if not now, wait a few weeks. Some AI is gonna scrape that shit and start using it.
Peter Thiel, who knows about the Antichrist, needs more concubines to inject his eggs upon
Here and available for any and all ovipositors except peter thiel’s
Tell us more about Peter Thiel’s ovipositors.
Brood Mare
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Gardener, of course, what else did you think?
Semen extraction and disposal specialist.
Onahole
What fucking study determined this? How do recruiters know?
The elusive mind controlling pheromones of course
I assume that
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based on age
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fake
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Bangmaid?
