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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

It's always a conversation starter at the beach

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It's always a conversation starter at the beach

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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    9 days ago

    If you pinch your nose and blow do they pop out?

  • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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    9 days ago

    🤙

    • gon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 days ago

      I thought it looked more like 🤟 but yours is definitely correct.

  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I know this is shitposts, but I’m so curious for an actual answer as to what I’m looking at

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      7 toes

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    Oh those are just inverted toes! They’re more common than people think, but if you stimulate them they might pop right out.

    But if your toes are not inverted normally, and then one day they suddenly are inverted, you should talk to a doctor because that can be a sign of foot cancer.

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      9 days ago

      Ok, now give us a cookie recipe

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      Wait, I thought they are inny toes, like a belly button can be an outy.

      Your comment makes me think is it like a micro penis. Just stimulate it a bit for some growth.

      I have questions. None of which are about toes.

  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Man, you really stubbed the shit out of that foot, eh?

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    I did this once when I was a kid… was a cart pusher for walmart, it was like midnight and I was out rounding up stragglers and cleaning up the lot. Off in the distance, I spy what appears to be a big truck air filter box… so I line up my shot and take my paces and go to kick the bejeezus out of it before eventually picking it up.

    Well, unbeknownst to me…there was still something substantial in the box, and as realization dawned on me, my toes proceeded to retreat square into my foot… jamming the three littlest and breaking the big and middle toes outright.

    Needless to say, I don’t kick strange objects in the dark anymore.

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    9 days ago

    It’s like that download stuck at 99%

  • Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de
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    9 days ago

    I dislike these new crocs 3ven more than the old ones.

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    8 days ago

    Shrinkage from cold water?

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      8 days ago

      Dig trio from Pokemon?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    7 days ago

    This little piggy went to market… And that’s it. No other piggies.

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    9 days ago

    🤘

  • Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz
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    @Mickey7@lemmy.world is that were the 7 from your username comes? (I’ve also seen the movie)

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      yes

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    💀

  • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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    See this is why cousins shouldn’t marry

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    Cold feet much huh?

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