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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

Thoughts?

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Thoughts?

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Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    Very appeeling

    I wouldn’t split at the sight of it

    Banana

  • JDvecna [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Low tier jelly

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Should have used boysenberry

      • the_weez@midwest.social
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        Boysenberry is the shit!

  • Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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    i’m tempted to try this, but i’m scared i’ll like it


  • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    too dry, but might be interesting if they made the bread from cake

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      Drink a glass of milk with it.

  • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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    Still healthier than a hot dog.

  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    I hate everything about this. Well done.

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Like the idea, but feel like the hotdog bun is too much bread

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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      ive never had a crepe but maybe we can invent some kinda crepe tortilla

  • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Your counters are so clean I’m jealous

    • Carcharodonna [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      I stole this image from elsewhere, unfortunately. My real counters look awful.

      • MeetMeAtTheMovies [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I feel you. Awful counters gang

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    Too starchy/sugary. Maybe works for dessert

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    That shit would slap if I was drunk (which I am).

  • dead [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I found that mashing the banana with a fork gives the sandwich a better texture although losing the glizzy structure.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hell yea. Add hazelnut spread

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Got me and my coworkers laughing at its absurdity

  • Salah [ey/em]@hexbear.net
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    Would be delicious with higher quality ingredients

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      How much higher quality can you get?

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      some actual good pb, some less sugary jam, a less sugary roll as well, and this would be actually great

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    I would get rid of the bun and just spread it on the banana itself, which could be okay and very slightly be a less sugar bomb.

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