Here you go. 🙂
Ceci n’est pas une raisin
Un*
I was just using the wording from the painting. Is there a reason why it would be different for the word raisin instead of pipe?
Raisin is masculine so it gets ‘un’ but pipe is feminine so it gets ‘une’. Gendered languages are interesting.
Gendered languages are interesting.
Makes learning German or French easier
Pipe is feminine?!
Yep! A mouse is feminine. A horse is masculine. A car is feminine. A fridge is masculine. A door is feminine. A bed is masculine.
In French, that is. Other gendered languages might be totally different.
Sure, but a pipe is completely phallic. Please tell me flower and clam are feminine
Go lie on the ground in your kitchen and check with a flashlight under all the furniture and whatnot. There’s bound to be a few.
The store has them.
I find this response good and funny.
Also not to make it weird but I haven’t been to a grocery store in years because I have agoraphobia, and I hadn’t even thought about that part. 😅
They’ll literally even bring them to you, anymore.
ordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit
(don’t actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha)
– Frost
On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I’ll now butcher because it’s been a few decades:
Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. “We do” “Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?”
Next day: “Do you have carrots?” “Yes, we do” “Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?”
Day after that: “Do you have raisins?” “NO, we do not sell raisins here!”
My hubby has that problem too when he’s taking a shower. His BMI is off the scale.
Wow. Smart joke structure, but mean.
Yeah, thanks to Lemmy I’m getting pretty good at this.
Trail mix is an underrated snack with raisins, it’s very filling
GORP
All died of heroin overdose.
Raisin Bran is my favorite cereal so I can’t relate.
Ooh it was for real? I thought it was wordplay on “I haven’t seen a raise in 15 years”
I work with raisins on a daily basis.
Me too. They’re a pain amirite? Especially that one who always makes meetings take forever.
I have a bag of raisins in my pantry.
You sure they’re still there?
Yep, I had a handful when I got home from work.
my grandma used to eat raisins and now she’s dead
My dog ate raisins and the internet said he should be dead
I bake with them pretty often
I just encountered some in a bag of snack mix the other day. It was not an experience I cared for.
Next time I am in a store, imma be looking for raisins now.
I love em and see them all the time. Same with peanuts. Good ole raisins and peanuts.
