I walk my dog on trails by my house for a couple hours a day. Today I was wearing gray camo cargo pants, a white undershirt, and a black sleeveless denim vest. My dog is a German shepherd. I think overall it’s giving “I think I’m tough, and I also I think it’s important that you know I’m tough.”
I passed more than one woman or group of women who as far as they know I just ran into the man instead of the bear
Yuck yuck yuck yucky yucky yuckers ewwww barf yucky yucky
edit: I was wearing a sports team hat at a somewhat impertinent tilt
This is me every day but instead of my manner of dress its the fact that i look like sexual assaulter ed sheran
Starting the countdown before we all find out you can edit this to “just regular Ed Sheeran”
edit: I was wearing a sports team hat at a somewhat impertinent tilt
You weren’t listening to some of that rap music latest fad, were you?
I was listening to Griffin and David Presents Revenge of the Podcast!
But I turn it off and greet people from far off when I can, in case we need to negotiate the passing of dogs. No communication really occured today tho
Give your German Shep a floral hat. It’ll take the edge off.
Sadly my best pockets were simply laden with treats that I was taking to the beach to take appealing photographs of them, some of which I was going to post here. The vibes were already kind of shitty and then my dog got too close to a rock that had a newborn seal on it so a new woman yelled at me
What kind of treats?
Tobacco and nicotine treats!
Where are the appealing photographs???
I didn’t take them, but I’ll get around to it for sho o7
I look forward to it 😁
