Would. Gladly. Please take my brain, it only causes problems :3
Booty is way easier to get than hips. hips are pure genetics, can’t change them with anything really. I hate me narrow hips 😩
That’s true, unfortunately. Also hate my narrow hips, but mine are actual bone 😔
Mom’s genes, save meeee 😭Girl, you posted this four days ago what are you on about? You have the most hips of anyone here.
Thanks…that doesn’t really count. It’s the angle
I don’t believe you. I’m pretty sure you could say that about any possible angle.
I know negative thought brainworms like that feel real to you, but this one isn’t even plausible. Your hips are fine, like fiiine.
Butt… 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
Butt indeed 🥹
I can only wish…
Can I keep my brain and just get rid of my heart for more booty
monkey’s paw curls
You suddenly find yourself the proud owner of the finest ass you’ve ever seen. Moments later, your blood pressure drops to zero as it escapes to fill the cavity formerly occupied by your heart.
Oh thank god
I wish
Same 🥲
give me hips pleaaase I havw the others
u can hav my brain too
give me hips
Girl, samee 😭
You totally do have the others! You’re unbelievably pretty! 💜
Brains are overrated anyway :3
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