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STINKY
ok time to come clean
I don’t know what a cat is
cats are friends who are also little demons. they’re very smart, especially your cat, who is the absolute smartest. nevertheless, they have very small brains and are very stupid.
I had a cat that perpetually smelled of smoke despite no access to any flames. In a great way; if I could sign up for a natural mild smoke smell myself, I would.
It’s a good item to have.
note that this item may decide snipe lick you with its raspy tongue which is adorable at first but also abrades your skin if you let the fucker continue.
also, it toggles between being soft-footed and pointy-footed and you really dont know what you’re gonna get.
Dis me. Just got a little baby girl black kitty.
Names?
Hmm immediately “little fuzzy meow meow face” comes to mind, but also maybe “Rosa”
Actually i changed my mind and now im saying “Popcorn”
