Gork@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year agoDecisions, decisions.files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1136arrow-down17
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minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year ago Girlfriend - Does not come equipped with any means of defense or attack Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down12·edit-21 year agoY’all heard it here, PTSD and traumatic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes
minus-squareVendetta9076@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoMan comes across a joke for the first time
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down4·1 year agoDon’t be ridiculous, I’ve met your mother
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoI have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.
Sadly, this is 100% false. And arguably, the kind of attacks made by a girlfriend are far worse than the disfiguring nightmares that the T-34-85 can create.
Y’all heard it here, PTSD and traumatic injury is easier than Becky being a bitch sometimes
Man comes across a joke for the first time
Don’t be ridiculous, I’ve met your mother
I did chuckle at this
Har har ur mum
I have heard the stories of mine women ancestors, and the thought on a mans balls sewn to his mouth while sliding down a pike comes to mind.