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Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlM to shitposting@lemmygrad.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Living animals/creatures Tier List (open for opinions)

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Living animals/creatures Tier List (open for opinions)

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Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlM to shitposting@lemmygrad.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • olgas_husband@lemmygrad.ml
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    sino-soviet split weren’t divisive as this list.

    petition to barn kirby for trying to destroy unity in grad.

  • Muad'Dibber@lemmygrad.ml
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    You chose violence today.

  • Shrike502@lemmygrad.ml
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    Not putting mosquitos in D? We will have some words, comrade

  • Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml
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    Why are cats in B tier?

    • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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      For starters

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        counterpoint, they are cute

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          That’s why it’s not D tier, presumably

        • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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          Little dinosaurs and rodents even more so

      • PaX [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        outdoor-cat

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        truly an apex predator

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    I’m sorry but it seems you forgot to add the Rock Hyrax. If this was a mistake, don’t let it happen again. If this was your intention, then I have bad news for you

    • proletarian_girlboss@lemmygrad.ml
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      Hyraxes are the most important individuals.

    • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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      It wasn’t in the options but if it was I’d put it right up with the hedgehog

      • DankZedong @lemmygrad.ml
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        blasphemous

  • TechieDamien@lemmy.ml
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    Alright, I’ll say this only once: move dolphins up to god tier right now or there will be consequences! (Namely that the tier list will be wrong)

    • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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      No, no way, wife and kid-beaters and eel abusers

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        cw, sexual violence

        I also remember reading a while ago, that they’re one of the handful of species that commit gang rape. Like a group of males will headbutt a female into unconciousness.

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    Triple S Unbeatable Always Best Tier: my cat

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    Needs the “Eighth Circle of Hell” for cockroaches and mosquitoes

    • LVL@lemmygrad.ml
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      I hate finding cockroaches in my home but I’ve definitely found an appreciation for them in general. They’re pretty important to the world’s ecosystem.

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      And house ants

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Ticks, parasitic worms 🤮

    • Large Bullfrog@lemmygrad.ml
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      Botfly

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    owls not being GOD tier is L take, also pigeons should be D tier you’ve clearly never had one shit on your head or food.

    • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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      Funny thing is that it’s exactly the reason I put them so low, just they didn’t do that on head, but on car, places for sitting etc and when we were little, me and my brother tried to catch them since our grandpa and cousin like to prepare meals exactly like with chickens but they were always too fast and always escaped lmao.

      Only reason for them not being in D is that I find the insects above too disgusting and had even worse experience with them lmao and bald eagle being bald eagle.

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        These creatures once shit on a bag of potato chips i had just opened.

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          Bruh💀

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    This post will cause the collapse of Lemmygrad…

    What have you unleashed upon us, comrade?

  • Rania 🇩🇿@lemmygrad.ml
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    I zoomed fast as fuck to see where the Fennec is, you are lucky I won’t kill you

    • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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      Lmao I found out about them from ARK of all things and they became one of my favorites.

      • Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml
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        You play ARK?

        • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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          Of course, every day.

          • Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml
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            Do you play ARK: Survival Evolved or ARK: Survival Ascended?

            • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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              Classic ARK Island, The Center and Scorched Earth, it’s a shame that they didn’t add some of the new dinosaurs they did in Ascended.

              • Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml
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                Unrelated, but what are your preferred pronouns, if you don’t mind me asking?

                • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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                  He/him, why you ask tho?

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Nah they put bees in D tier, they dead.

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        you’ve clearly never had a bee hive chase you

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          Ive had bee hives chase me and I still LOVE bees!!!

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    You are seriously underrating panthers, dolphins, and giraffes. You are overrating scorpions, chimps, and cassowaries, as well as orangutans, though I am loathe to admit it.

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      Dolphins are… yeah they were high on my list before I found out some things about them, look it up, Giraffes are mid/average, Panthers are just generic big cats so not special(check out black wolves for peak badassery). Scorpions are literally one of my trademark creatures, and no, apes and dinosaurs cannot be put high enough lmao

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        Dolphins are… yeah they were high on my list before I found out some things about them, look it up

        Intelligent animals have a high degree of differentiated personalities and cultures. Some dolphins are really bad dudes, but that can’t be generalized to all dolphins any more than [x bad act] can be generalized to all humans, or blaming fighting ring dogs for holding on to their conditioning. Dolphins raised in more pro-social environments will turn out more pro-social.

        Octopi are also highly individual (though they don’t really have cultures because they are solitary, unless their distributed intelligence interacting with itself counts as a culture) for the same reason.

        apes and dinosaurs cannot be put high enough lmao

        That said, if you are really worried about animals committing heinous acts of torture and sexual violence, I’ve got some absolutely dire news for you about chimps.

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          Male dolphins are like that in the wild, not that we train them like dogs.

          Yes.

          As for chimps, they are literally us 98% and same as humans where on one hand you have Castro and on the other Kissinger, every individual is different.

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            I’m going to become the joker. What you explained with chimps is literally exactly what I just explained to you with dolphins. They are highly individual.

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              Yes but apes are like far more smarter and close to us.

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    Why are bees so low

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      They sting, it hurts too much

      • Ocommie63 [she/her]@lemmygrad.ml
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        Yea but the do so much and can build very impressive homes

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    The lower tiers are too empty for my liking. Need to take some away from the top and fill out the bottom. For balance purposes.

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    possums do not exist on this tier list, which deserve to be in S+ at least, next to cabybara

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