If only there was a whey to revive it.

It was no Virgin Megastore.

I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

There’s no problem, just eat them quicker.

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

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If I knew two very large armies were heading my way for a massive fight, I think I’d have got out of the way. Maybe there wasn’t anyone around who could have told you where it happened. Maybe they were more concerned with where their next turnip was coming from.

It could be that it might have been considered normal, or quite unimportant to the vast majority of people at the time (and subsequent generations) that it just wasn’t documented or remembered. Plus Boudica was quite a way from home, maybe it wasn’t such a big deal to the local people.

And as for the bones maybe they’ve been eaten away completely by certain types of soil? I’m no archaeologist!

I find it easier to understand that we don’t know where events took place in a time without GPS or even vaguely accurate maps, than the fact our country is littered with massive Neolithic creations like Avebury and Silbury hill and we have no real clue as to their usage.

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.

13, but the hours are restricted depending on age.

That’s nice. What’s the humidity?

https://www.thepoke.com/2025/06/19/this-american-explained-why-brits-always-moan-about-the-heat-and-it-never-felt-more-relevant-than-it-does-now/

God forbid he should have asked his parents. Or the kids nanny.