It’s capitalism… When every CEO, Board Member, and shareholder wants a yacht, it’s literally never enough. They even created a term to describe this inevitable deterioration of every company’s product: enshittification.

“I’ve never physically hurt anyone” is a weird thing to say, in any context.

“Damn these electric sex pants!”

Can someone elaborate? I’m not as informed…

Something about Castle of the Winds really seemed unique and even today it’s distinct from most roguelikes. I liked the fact that items could be enchanted or cursed. Simplistic graphics, but fun! I also liked the 3D pinball game (demo) that came with an old version of Windows…

No, I think that pretty much covers the incantations!

Can’t I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

Thanks, kind stranger! Here’s an updoot and Reddit Silver!

I don’t think I’m going to the right funerals…

Aww… Thanks for posting the truth, but I’m devastated.

• They’re closely related
• They were having public sex
• They refused to stop
• It was during a funeral
• The funeral was for their shared grandmother

Owly play your trumpet, let the people go berserk.

I think that’s actually a textile cat.

That is odd but harmless.

I swear, I’m really not trying to pick a fight but they said “I want to…” Wishful thinking. Picking apart the wording of a comment I didn’t even write or agree with that isn’t itself illegal, advocating violence, or against a communy’s rules seems pointless…

To your edit: I stand by that. There is no joke. That person (I assume) has an illogical feeling that they want to rip it out… I’ve had the same intrusive thoughts standing at the edge of a high-up structure! If they actually do commit violence? Lock them up. Obviously…

Funny, they don’t look like they want me to have a good day… Might be Resting Cat Face!

Woah, woah woah. Slow down there, Captain Strawman. I never said I wanted to rip it out of their face, nor did agree with the other comment! In case it was too long for you to read or comprehend, let me rewrite it: “they are allowed to have facial piercings, I’m allowed to be annoyed by them.”

I’m also annoyed by the sun, and car alarms, and people who mispronounce words; I’m not advocating violence against any of those! If the boomers had left housing even somewhat affordable, I’d say get the hell off my lawn…

And they almost never run out of old exploited foreign dinosaur juice! I mean oil…