“What’s your name, kid?”
“Steve.”
“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
“What’s your name, kid?”
“Steve.”
“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”
Stoner problems
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.


I was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?


So disrespectful, some people. Right?


Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔


There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often


The dragons will rise again! (But in all seriousness, this whole situation does really suck)


So you’ve just given up on life? 😟


Orange Octagonal "*P**olygon


Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍


My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲
Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.
Hell yeah, my trans queen!
Gotta tell the “funny” stories yourself before your bigoted family members do it first


Trans or cis?
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.
For Jimothy! 🗡️