No thanks I don’t like ticks and spiders and poison ivy and thorns and ants and snakes and unexploded ordnance.
Allergies too. Unfortunately. However, it’s fine. I just won’t disturb nature and hopefully don’t get killed by it in return.
That just protects you from vengeful nature. Leaves you totally vulnerable to crime of opportunity nature.
There will usually be a walking trail or game trail
So it has come to this. Very well then…may the best frolicker win.
Frolic Against the Machine
YoFrodo, my allegiance is to the city – to urbanism!
Only a Hippie deals in absolutes.
Urban areas require pollinator spaces as well.
I’ll do my best to do it perpendicular to you in a vain attempt to be contrarian.
One time I met a guy and a girl and we frolicked together against each other for an entire day
It’s tough keeping your feet dry when you’re… strolling through a dewy meadow.
That’s why I use “strolling through a dewy meadow” as code for when I wanna talk about kicking in skulls.
Only a sith deals in absolutes!
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
