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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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  • Sunflier@lemmy.world
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    I’m the same way. I buy like 7 or 8 of the 35 packs from Costco. When I get my own place, I plan to buy a coke soda fountain like they have at restraints and stuff. I figure its cheaper in the long run, and its probably better for the environment.

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    At least you’re eating your vegetables

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’ve also got an egg!

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    At some point you just start buying the 2 liters

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      Not the same.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola.

    No Chance, or was he too big to fit in there?

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    Nice try Violet08, you’ve exposed your alt account.

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    I don’t like the walnuts. I don’t know but i don’t

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    you know what? you’re right, I really shouldn’t be browsing Lemmy at work

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    Glad to see SOME greens in the fridge. Gotta stay healty

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      I wanted to add more greens to the collection, but it gets expensive. Been eyeing the new Puff the Magic Bad Dragon release and saving my pennies!

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      Chance of explosive diarrhoea notwithstanding.

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    Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don’t want salmonella.

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    We all enjoy a coke, walnut and lettuce soup while sitting on a dildo every now and then but they should at least be kept on seperate shelves in the fridge, this doesn’t feel sanitary.

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    most sanitary lettuce I’ve seen in weeks

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    Wash your vegetables well.

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    Who puts dildoes in fridges and why?

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      Ever been to Arizona? Great way to reduce your core temperature after a walk outside.

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        As a Californian leaving soft petroleum based products in climaticly uncontrollabled environments in Arizona is a great way of having melted versions of said products.

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          Have you guys been to Washington State? Also, suppose you put the dildos to use too fast so they are stuck in there. Like licking a frozen metal pole, sort of stuck. What’s the safest way to…oh you know what, nevermind! It came lose. Wait this dildo wasn’t red this morning!

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          Is silicone petroleum based? I thought the reason it was the preferred material for adult action now is that it was super stable and body safe.

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            Silicone is not oil based I think. I just kinda assumed they used a rubber base.

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      They misheard when somebody said they enjoy a nice cold coke in the evening…

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    Multiple dildos in fridge

    Rolls eyes

    Multiple cases opened for same beverage

    “Get the rope!”

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      Perfect response

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