Why is he also in a hospital bed if his wife was the pregnant one?

Have you seen the move Burt Chintus?

I’m a millennial guy but I totally supported Bernie cuz I was trying to score some PHAT DICK!

People in those positions are less likely to face direct customer hostility

Idk, I think making the penalty steeper for people attack some of the most common victims of this abuse could have a deterring effect.

None that I’m aware of but wouldn’t be surprised if there is one

Yo what if Matt Damon was gay and Chinese?

Artists are making stickers you can stick up to mock them, thinking of ordering some.

CW: egg

This is on my iPhone

Yeah but most people seem repulsed by them. I don’t think this strat is going to pay off well.

There’s a sandwich shop near me I’ve eaten at a few times. There sandwiches are okay and I assume I could take a picture of one and make it look appetizing with just my phone. They put out an AI menu recently and it makes all the food look like it’s covered in ants.

They don’t really NEED to.

As long as your food doesn’t look like shit just put it on a plate and shine a light on it. I’ve taken decent photos of food with my phone before. If you’re just sandwich shop or cafe you really don’t need a pro. Heck half the cafes I’ve been to don’t even have images of the food items at all.

That’s an oddly shaped penis

Okay I’m sorry I’ve been busy lately and haven’t had time to keep up with shit, what exactly is “Hugging Face”? Everyone seems kinda freaked out by it.

Don’t have time now but want to make an edit of that bird comic where he’s doing a standup routine and all his cards say “I’m gonna rename it AMERICA!”

The MAGA crowd in general seems really bored now. They’re not edgy outsiders anymore, they are the establishment and as the establishment they’ve been doing basically the same shit as the old establishment just kinda louder and stupider. I’ve noticed all the chuds getting less and less enthusiastic about Trumps stunts, like they were all pumped to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of MURICA but nobody seems to give a fuck about the Lake Ontario thing.

I do understand French but I refuse to speak it

“Sorry babe I have a headache”

Yeah sure, whatever

I don’t even get what this comic is trying to say.