I have a microwave that makes a noise when you stop it manually and also when you open and shut the door the beeping continues until the full sequence of beeps has completed.

I’ll be moving soon, and I am absolutely not taking it with me.

I’d appreciate if President Musk would go through Congress first.

Beats just the tip.

Reminds me of this Arabic professor who was detained on a flight for doing… calculus.

Great taste and great execution.

soso is the same sound as a word that means breasts in my mother tongue.

Could be worth it under the best of circumstances.

My mother-in-law. She rewrites history in her head and imagine stories where she’s the hero that didn’t actually happen.

It’s a coping mechanism to prevent her having to face and work on her own problems.

Smart make big man look dumb.

I miss when we had actual leaders, and that includes a willingness to admit that you don’t know everything and defer to experts.

Man, I’ve known people like this. The worst is a combination of willfully bad memory and a lack of respect for what I was trying to say.

I’m really surprised to read this. I make extensive use of this allocator on my machines, But I thought it was because there were limitations to zsmalloc. These limitations no longer appear to be the case.

Easiest victory for China ever. We didn’t even show up to compete.

Class act. Tell that to the families, asshole.

It’s like sale prices at JCPenny.

Kiss the ring!

But he did give a Nazi salute.

My dumbass dad was using the same image trying to justify how Trump has to win to prevent this.

I guess it was the lead fumes.

I think we left our legal system behind a while ago.

Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.

Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.

What a dumb question.