Well?
This goes quite deep into the Christian lore and history of the Vatican that was only revealed to a select few throughout history and continues to remain hidden in the archives of the Vatican. When God created the world there was another set of words he uttered to bring these feet into existence. On the eve of the 6th day God uttered these words.
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Quack quack quack. Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.
And it was Good.
See also: human newborns not being self-aware
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TIL ducks have claws
Wait till you learn about their dicks
they also have tongues
with little teeth on them
That’s not a real photo. That’s an AI trying to draw hands.
Do not post feet pics
What you mean those are literally His Almighty Quacker’s flappers?
God did it because they thought it was funny
Ahh yes, another day another anti-christian post. How surprising
Wow I can’t believe a group of people that subscribe to an ideology concerned first and foremost with material conditions are mocking the belief in magic
No jokes allowed on hexbear?
Christianity is being oppressed! Oh no! Anyway,
Maybe don’t worship the dude what drowned the whole world for a yuck then
Who said anything that I worship a god? My observations are purely that and nothing personal. I like to observe the hypocrisy of the self righteous and call it out.
My observations are purely that and nothing personal.
You are very obviously taking it personally
My brother in Christ it was just a joke about duck feet
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As a bisexual man, I might like Christianity more if it didn’t
CW: Homophobia
call for my death
Paul - kind of a ass really
Eliminate the four olds
Genuinely asking, how is this anti-Christian?
It’s all part and parcel in the daily Christian shit-giving and anti Christian sentiment that I’m seeing on this platform.
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It’s happening daily? Damn I need to change how I’m filtering posts cuz I’m missing out
I am here to oppress Christians and chew bubble gum. And I’m all outta gum.
Giving freely is Christlike. Be thankful for shit giving from your brothers in Christ!
It’s just a silly meme