GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agoIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?message-squaremessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down10
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareIf You Were Jesus of Nazareth Back in the Day, How Would You Have Played Things Different?GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square81fedilink
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 months agoGuy who killed a bunch of christians until they became too popular: “g-guys! Trust me! I will invent catholicism and be the true successor of Jesus!”
minus-squareAssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoThe Roman empire basically adopted Christianity in the same way the FBI tweeted a celebratory tweet on MLK day.
minus-squareMardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoThinking about what would have happened to Catholicism if the Johannine Middle Platonists and mystics hadn’t mostly supplanted Pauline Christology in the late 2nd century and it’s not a good feeling.
Guy who killed a bunch of christians until they became too popular: “g-guys! Trust me! I will invent catholicism and be the true successor of Jesus!”
The Roman empire basically adopted Christianity in the same way the FBI tweeted a celebratory tweet on MLK day.
Thinking about what would have happened to Catholicism if the Johannine Middle Platonists and mystics hadn’t mostly supplanted Pauline Christology in the late 2nd century and it’s not a good feeling.