Me when it’s time to write a grocery list or a to-the-mines list: nah its fine, I’ll remember
I think I’m going to remember everyone who’s going to the mines, but then when the time comes I just send a couple people cuz I forgot the rest of the names
“dont mistake my memory loss with mercy!”
I started with (and got up to) Henry Kissinger but then UlyssesT went and killed him so now I have to start again.
I have serious procrastination problems.
Most people who have served in the IDF. All Americans who have served in the IDF. If you’re an American-Israeli you don’t even have conscription as a cop out, you went in completely of your own accord and deserve nothing but quick trip down a long pit with a sudden stop.
The list is just the entire US population, including myself. Please send me to the mines, I don’t want to write poetry!
Sorry, comrade, but you are going to the haiku fields
@Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net Yallo, wake up. You’ve served your term!
You served your sentence, Diu… wake up!
Aside from dangerous war criminals, I don’t really see the point
I knit the names into my really long scarf actually
Holy shit that’s a long scarf
Any business owner who has bought a boat with actual cabins. I can forgive someone who’s just into fishing or sailing and has a little boat they bring to a lake on weekends. But once you have separate rooms then you’re into yacht territory, and I can’t forgive that.
Nah
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no, that would be really fucking weird
Death to America
