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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months ago
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    Remove the bread, add aspirin and razor blades. If you’re going to make a spectacle, make a spectacle.

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      Got to add a Sylvia Plath novel and a handle of alcohol.

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      I did once walk into a Wal Mart and bought a power drill, some road flares and a box of condoms. These were independent purchases but I just happened to need or want to buy all three that day. My only comment to the cashier was “This is gonna be awesome!”

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      Also ammonia and bleach.

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        This isn’t as dangerous as everyone describes. Painful. But not necessarily life threatening.

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      Extension cord for the toaster. So you can plug it in from the other room, or can substituted as a noose.

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