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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration

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Chuck Schumer hospitalized for dehydration

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  • Andrzej3K [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Why does he need dehydrating

    • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      it’s the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Deez nuts?

    • buh [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      it’s the first step in mummification

    • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      This is not the 90’s anymore. Democrats are not allowed to be moist.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    The New York Post secretly took a photo. I’m surprised. Chucky looks better than I expected. As he been working out?

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Stick his ass in the freezer if he’s too hot.

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Couldn’t be me.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Gonna pour myself an ice cold glass of water to dab on this old binch

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Hydro Homies Assemble!

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    He’s in his lane, floundering, languishing, dehydrating

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    That’s just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they’re at it.

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  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little chefs-kiss on Mamdani winning

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    lack of water, take my strength

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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    He gooned too close to the sun. Did they get the cum?

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    Fatal case of saucelessness

  • Waldoz53 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    he stopped drinking water when he heard a muslim won something in america

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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    nicholson-yes

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    Comrade Fate - I don’t mean to be presumptuous but couldn’t you encourage Comrade Glioblastoma to take action?

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    Edit 1. In other news - Bluesky jokes on this aren’t funny at all.

    Edit 2. I found one joke that I stole to make a Spongebob meme.

    Edit 3. I’m using it for my pfp.

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    nicholson-yes

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