Why does he need dehydrating
it’s the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC
Deez nuts?
it’s the first step in mummification
This is not the 90’s anymore. Democrats are not allowed to be moist.
The New York Post secretly took a photo. I’m surprised. Chucky looks better than I expected. As he been working out?
Stick his ass in the freezer if he’s too hot.
Couldn’t be me.
Gonna pour myself an ice cold glass of water to dab on this old binch
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hydro Homies Assemble!
He’s in his lane, floundering, languishing, dehydrating
That’s just great. I bet the hospital is going to get him wet and probably feed him after midnight while they’re at it.
I really hope this was caused by him trying to promote Cuomo in 100 degree heat. It would be the last little
on Mamdani winning
lack of water, take my strength
He gooned too close to the sun. Did they get the cum?
Fatal case of saucelessness
he stopped drinking water when he heard a muslim won something in america
Comrade Fate - I don’t mean to be presumptuous but couldn’t you encourage Comrade Glioblastoma to take action?
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Edit 1. In other news - Bluesky jokes on this aren’t funny at all.
Edit 2. I found one joke that I stole to make a Spongebob meme.
Edit 3. I’m using it for my pfp.