Brb writing alternate history where the US collapsed during the great depression and a communist revolution overthrew the gov and the statue of Liberty is now actually Marx wearing a dress, holding a hammer and sickle with a…copy of the Quran?
Who the fuck would get their feelings hurt over this?
Ben’s mind is a scary place, where everything good is somehow bad
kelly’s gonna be out of a job at this rate
@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net the cum edit of this is going to be wild, where is the PENIS! Dolphin going to go?
Penis dolphin will be emerging from The Quran
As is tradition
There aint no dummy thicc cake anywhere on this cartoon and overall minimal horniness, I’m disappointed Ben, very disappointed.
Several extremely phallic objects spewing their whiteness everywhere though.
Too subtle for Ben’s readers, they need to be even more phallic with large double round bases
This country is so fucking racist
always has been
I thought the statue was supposed to be Vance tbh
Right-wingers know nothing about cities, they make NYC out to be ultra-violent when the rate lower than average for a US city. Twice as safe as Kansas City. Safer than Nashville, Houston, Jacksonville, and Des Moines.
Not in the suburban and exurban enclaves! Perfectly safe! [read: perfectly hwite]
Yall don’t understand, Nashville is a shitole tho
Boring stereotypical chud drivel.
1/10. See me after class, Mr. garrison.
i like how 4 decades ago, the US was financing and materially supporting reactionary reactionary islamofascists as reliable, eternal allies against a secular, communist state-building project… and now the same hooting bozos that would have loved that whole operation insist the two fundamentally opposed forces are now, self-evidently a unified front requiring no explanation.
this somehow bothers me even more than when people conflate the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (1922-1991) with the Russian Federation (2025).
4 decades ago
oh they never stopped, they just do it against non-communist governments now too. look who assad has been replaced with. a former al qaeda guy conveniently willing to cede territory to israel and let israel use syrian airspace to attack iran.
I’ve actually met a few chuds feining outrage that HTS are killing Christians in Syria…and what did they expect lmao?
I might have to convert just to make chuds even more angry
Okay ngl but the hammer and sickle on the statue of liberty looks hella cool
Write that down, we’ll do it once the Communist Revolution topples the US government.
why is the one smoke cloud on marxallah’s shoulder colored in… AI type shit
eh in this case he might have thoughtlessly done the inking for the smoke on the wrong layer (ie statue of liberty foreground, hence the lines being thicker) and then roped it in with the selection tool when filling that layer with the green coloring
I’ve been there before, the only hack-fraud behavior involved is managing not to catch the error before posting (but at same time ive also just straight up forgotten to color entire portions of artwork and posted them anyways so…)
I wondered why Marx was looking so angry in this picture, but I guess that’s just what Ben Garrison thinks his cum face looks like.
Nothing is labelled, I can’t tell what’s going on
Crackers salivate over Andrew Tate, Saudi Arabia, Uyghurs, and Marc Lepine. But the nanosecond they see a Muslim that ISN’T acting like their own orientalist strawman they accuse every last muslim of being a terrorist?
I guess white people are mad that the Quran rightfully calls pigs like them disgusting creatures.
Redditors cheered for jihadist terrorists when they were killing Chinese people
Literally on the internet you see those exact same lowlifes laugh like hyenas over Marc Lepine.
The average westerner is more ISIS adjacent than the average Muslim.
I guess white people are mad that the Quran rightfully calls pigs like them disgusting creatures.
Which part of the Quran is that? (I haven’t read it yet.) Sounds based
I was more or less making a joke. Pork is haram under the Quran as pigs are considered an “unclean” animal, so I was essentially calling white people pigs.