I guess the name applies to a lot of people, we’re far and few between, but there’s a lot of us if you put us all in one location
I’m Young Cellphone I guess
We are all Young Cellphone on this glorious day.
Young GERD Pills
Young Guilt, baby. Thanks Jesus!
I also carry “Guilt, baby. Thanks Jesus!” With me where ever I go
Hey, that’s mine, give it back.
Young PTSD
Young back pain
Young anxiety.
Young Chapstick.
In tha mothafuckin’ hooouuuse!
Lol. Tru dat
Shouldn’t it be “Lil” instead of “Young”?
Lil Penis. Hmm. Not sure I like the sound of that.
Sounds cute.
Young Pre-diabetes. Young Crippling Anxiety. Young Fatty Liver. Young Sexless Marriage. Young Survivors Guilt.
I think I prefer the Wu-Tang name generator.
Young Snus
Young Keys
Young chapstick
Young existential dread
Oh… Flash light
Young protruding navel