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I distinctly remember when they had to shut the LHC down after a bird dropped a baguette on it:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2009/nov/06/cern-big-bang-goes-phut
https://time.com/archive/6933968/did-a-time-traveling-bird-sabotage-the-collider/
This is the Inverse Steinsgate worldline where everything bad happens. Covid and climate change are worldline convergence.
I know it’s a joke, but I mean… there were signs way before 2016 that things were heading in a weird direction.
Something similar happened in 2009: https://time.com/archive/6933968/did-a-time-traveling-bird-sabotage-the-collider/
Weasel fried itself on a transformer outside the facility, it didn’t jump inside the collider ffs
Maybe it jumped in to the collider, changed the timeline, got out, then got fried making its escape?
Also, I’m no conspiracy theorist, but you are definitely part of the Time Bending Illuminati trying to control my thoughts!! Well, tough, I’m wearing my foil hat, HA.
Was this before or after Harambe’s death?
A few months before. Theory checks out.
Weasel: There was no other other way.
Actually, this is the better timeline. We were shifted into the really bad timeline after the cascade failure occurred right after the first test.
The weasel actually saved billions of lives.
Forseen Consequences
The right weasel at the right time can make all the difference in the world
Wasn’t aware of that one, but I did hear about the bird with a baguette…
“Apparently” ?Shroedinger’s weasel?
So the weasel is why we live in the Biff timeline
That weasel’s name?
Harambe.
Actually it was Pauly Shore
I was going to say, Gef.
The way to return to the correct timeline is simple: Take the dicks out.
If we all do it at the same tim
…it’ll shift Earth’s orbit outward, counteracting global warming!
How long should I keep it for? It’s cold over here!
South Park is certainly helping, then
Unfortunately I have more belief in humans fucking shit up than I do in accidental weasel hadron colliding.
Also, this says it was in 2016. We were already super fucked by then. I’d be more inclined to believe that we live in a giant simulation that got fucked by the millennium bug.
Not that things were great in 2000, but the point is that 2016 is way too late. It’s like looking at water that’s just starting to boil, and then being surprised when it becomes a rolling boil.
I think when harambe was murdered is when most people noticed that we’re fucked
Yeah but in 2000, I still felt like shit roughly made sense. We entered clown world long about the time the LHC fired its first high energy collisions.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) was first “fired high energy” when it achieved its first high-energy particle collisions on March 30, 2010. On that date, proton beams collided at a combined energy of 7 TeV, setting a new world record and officially beginning the LHC’s research program.
I remember hearing that that was going to happen and, you know, being mildly concerned. Then it came and went and I forgot about it. But I distinctly remember 2012. A series of truly bizarre things happened in my personal life. I sold a condo I owned at the time and moved away to try and put some distance between myself and what was happening. It was pants-on-head stupid, like I just couldn’t believe what was going on, but it was personal, not earth-shattering, just truly, deeply bizarre.
Shortly thereafter, Trump happened, then covid - and the whole world began being truly, deeply bizarre. Now things have progressed so far that where I used to think I knew a bit about how the world works and where it’s going, I am now utterly adrift. I don’t even try to make sense of it anymore, just to accept it and roll as best I can.
I’m not saying correlation is causation but when I first heard the LHC theory it made me stop and think.
Bud, i just gotta point out that all that shit is US centric af.
2003 Iraq Invasion
Turning it on was the mistake. It was activated in 2015.
I read, “weasel hardon collision”.
I may have constructed my sentence thusly that that mental image might arise, ngl
I would rent that movie for at least once.
In this universe yes but in the weasels timeline weasel based time manipulation is quite common.
Also, in the parallel universe in which David Bowie and Prince didn’t die, they play at Hillary Clinton’s inauguration
Fuck Hillary and the DNC.
you couldn’t have dreamed a little harder and said “Bernie Sanders”?She’s the US equivalent of Keir Starmer
Who,?
Based off the name I’m going to assume it’s an STD.
i thought it was a reference to Severance
This just got me thinking how cool it would be to have a game where you come across one of these in disrepair and have to reverse engineer your way to making it work. You’d have a massive complex and lots of nooks and crannies to hide puzzles in. Make it look old and abandoned with overgrowth and I’m even more sold.
Edit: There’s a hidden gem almost exactly like this called Infra. You’re a structural analyst sent in to survey large portions of abandoned infrastructure run by a corrupt governor. Your only job is to take pictures of damage and solve puzzles. Wildly my vibe.
Maybe up your alley? nucleares
Just added an edit for a game I found tonight.
Have u played Abiotic Factor? Cause that’s kinda the vibe
This kills me because the concept looks great, but I’m never really into survival. Hate kill screens in immersive games.
Find a crew to play it with. The game is hella fun when you’re standing in the back chucking briefcases at your pals.
things weren’t good before then though
But some celebrities died, which is the worst thing that can happen to an American
