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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days ago

It's over human physiologist, I have already depicted you as the soyleton and myself as the chadeton

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It's over human physiologist, I have already depicted you as the soyleton and myself as the chadeton

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/aestheticprimal/status/1986801712150028533

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  • uSSRI [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Depriving myself of all of these things so my rib bone (which is a reservoir of minerals) is dissolved and I can suck my own dick (to own the libs)

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    Tamarind

    Love the random inclusion of a tasty but inconvenient to eat tropical fruit in there, completely unquantified.

    • Elysia [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      RETVRN to the old school quack method where you randomly decide that your incredibly picky food preferences are actually the secret diet to be immortal/not get cancer/be very straight until you die of malnutrition at age 35

    • Ekranoplane [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I think this is a bit account trying to get people to shit themselves lmao

      https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-819/tamarind#overview

      People use tamarind for dry eye, constipation, parasite infections, early orgasm (premature ejaculation), and many other conditions, but there is no good scientific evidence to support most of these uses.

      A true supplement bro would never recommend Kuinone without vitamin D.

      • MLRL_Commie [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Oh man, this seems like it could be a fun scam guy to be online. Guy who grifts only by getting people to eat foods which will give them nastier shits.

        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          woke soyboy: clean dainty shits, quick cleanup

          alpha chad: liquid eldeitch horrors emerging from anus, stench of death lingers for days

          • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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            Unironically me and my former roommate. He was a body builder and every shit he took was a fight for his life. The smell was horrendous if I walked past the bathroom afterwards and sometimes the sounds heard from that bathroom made me genuinely concerned. I on the other hand, being vegan, have relatively comfortable shits and do in fact consume a decent amount of soy. Our body types are also very fitting for this analogy, I am very twink shaped and he’s genuinely huge.

      • segfault11 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        real men shit themselves every day, and give no fucks about the itchiness or the smell. only weak leftist males care about being “regular”.

      • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        I only know about its culinary uses: unripe tamarinds are made into a paste that’s used in seasoning sauces and IIRC curry pastes, and ripe tamarinds are eaten as a snack wherever they grow. If anyone’s wondering, the ripe ones look like cat shit, have large seeds and lots of thick fibers running through them, have a disconcerting consistency, and taste sort of like rose hips (alternatively, they taste like what cured tobacco smells like it should taste like). They’re actually pretty good if you can get past how gross they look and how awkward it is to eat around the inedible parts. Alternatively, if you make the ripe ones into paste you can make a decent makeshift rose hip soup (a traditional scandinavian drink) by boiling some starch in water and mixing the sweet tamarind paste into that (it’s at least in the right ballpark for flavor and consistency imo, and pretty decent if you want a thick, creamy tasting drink that’s lightly sweet).

      • Cat_Daddy [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        Is there tamarind in tamarind chutney? Because that’s what I’m eating right now.

        • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Yes, and it’s one of the essential flavor components in Pad Thai.

          • Cat_Daddy [any, any]@hexbear.net
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            Yum, sounds like lunch is picked out. Haven’t had pad thai in a while.

      • WrongOnTheInternet [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        The Kuinone (MK4) research was all faked by a Japanese researcher too

      • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Phenomenal bit

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      Yes the essential mineral… Tamarind. No I will not be taking follow up questions.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Take the L out of “lover” and it’s over

      Take the D out of “tamarind” and it’s…

      Song

      • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Don’t eat the monkey with the Prussian moustache

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
  • RedSturgeon [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    what-the-hell 4 LITERS daily, do they know what a Liter is?
    I’m so tired of these wannabe intellectuals using “smart language” to pander to themselves and the audience who eats this up, no questions asked.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Been a while since I’ve seen somebody advocate GOMAD

      • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I tell people that this used to be a thing in fitness internet a long time ago, and they think i’m joking.

        • CrookedSerpent [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          old bodybuilding.com and /fit/ culture has had an outsized impact on current culture for how small those communities were…

          L O N D O N

          O

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          D

          O

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          • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            yep they formed our modern conception of what a ‘week’ is

            • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              A week is 8 days, right

        • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          I remember the “gallon challenge” being a schoolyard dare back in the 80s and 90s. Somehow, I’m not surprised that internet dweeb gymbros picked it up and ran with it.

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          Now remembering that person who [pretended they] tried GOMAD but assumed they weren’t meant to eat anything else.

          Broscience, not even once. And remember to twist right to activate your obliques.

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      thank mr skeltal

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      thank mr skeltal

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      thank mr skeltal

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        thank mr skeltal

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      thank mr skeltal

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      thank mr skeltal

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      thank mr skeltal

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      thank mr skeltal

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      thank mr skeltal

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      thanks mr skeletal

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Is this guy an idiot? He’s right but that’s why you’re supposed to eat BONES, for that double juiced in boneness. You get a steak you’re supposed to throw the meat (weak, fleshy) away and just eat the bone (strong, good for bones) duh

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      Every time you see someone with thicker bones than you, you kill and eat them. After only a dozen or so kills, you will have the strongest bones on the planet. This method never fails.

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    Do you want to be hot? Eat ONLY hot foods

    Putting foods in the refrigerator destroys their hot energy

    Leave your milk on the counter. Or better yet get it straight from the cow. It’s how it was done for thousands of years!

    And heat it up before you drink it. Heat up your ketchup.

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      Do you want to be hot? Eat ONLY hot foods

      i know an Indian grandma that carries spices in her purse. she’s also hot and gay so that checks out

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        My dad carries around a personal shaker of Tony Chachere’s everywhere he goes

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      I know enough Chinese people to know hot food and cool food have nothing to do with temperature.

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    A dozen oysters twice a week will also give you that healthy-looking shine from all the mercury you’ll ingest.

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    “Muh calcium in dairy makes your bones strong!”

    Damn, what a throwback. Parroting Got Milk propaganda in the big ‘25?

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    Must prepare for being drafted into the Skeleton War.

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    bro youll like piss out all the nutrients from how much fuckin milk youre having

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    Milk-alkali syndrome (MAS), also referred to as calcium-alkali syndrome, is the third most common cause of elevated blood calcium levels (hypercalcemia). Milk-alkali syndrome is characterized by hypercalcemia, metabolic alkalosis, and acute kidney injury

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    Is the bonechad fucking smirking??

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    “Milk is good for turning creatures, especially young calves, into full-grown cows.”

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      Literally the most important thing.

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    Real nage energy

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    Might also get kidney stones, but hey, gotta keep them minerals up

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