Molotov-Ribbentrump 
The guy who just told Trump to fuck off in his victory speech gets treated with kid gloves, meanwhile, the Democrats just got threatened with imprisonment and execution even after giving in to every single one of Trumps demands.
I wonder if they’re capable of learning anything from this.
“Are Democrats capable of learning” No
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Why is Trump acting like a fond uncle with him, lol
Looking like a proud dad watching his son graduate lmao

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Trump loves winners, but despises losers.
US political theater still on the funniest timeline

incredible
10/10 content, america still delivers clownshow

I will not be buttering her biscuits. Her biscuits will remain dry.
I can fix her
He takes a shine to charismatic people

That’s what being charismatic is, but yeah, he EXCEPTIONALLY vulnerable to charm, even the smallest amount. Until he gets sick of you, it’s a fleeting romance between him and anyone he has ever spoken to.
Like rolling d20 with charisma check and modifiers

that pat on the arm lmao

Its amazing that they did the interview like this. Trump sitting behind a desk and Zohran standing next to him like he’s the teacher. Im not much of a Jack Donnaghey business body language expert guy, but conducting an interview along with someone while being at waist height with them does send an image. Get Mandami a chair.
It’s just one of the silly white house protocols: when the president is sitting at his desk in the oval office nobody can sit behind or beside.
This was always the plan.
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