Space heater.
I’ll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world
Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.
Chill until we cannot chill any further.
Cuddle for warmth
I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.
well I’m probably scheduled for work so…
You don’t have to do work when it’s thousands of degrees, do you?
if so, that sucks
welllllll…I’ve been in the kitchen for 37+ years soooooooo…
… fuck
aw that sucks, anyways hope work is better during the heat death of the universe for you!
have a good day!
Probably just go around again
I don’t know, I can’t plan ahead more than 5 minutes
When it happens I’ll keep calm and tell a trusted adult
Throw a big party.
And I mean big.
Like we’re gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn’t collapse into a black hole big.
Can I join?
get high
Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.
By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.
Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.
