For all you youngins out there: DO NOT PUT HYDROFLUORIC ACID IN YOUR BUSSY
A WAT. Y THO
cocaine.
Well, alright then.
In order to extract the various minerals, obviously.
Well I guess I’ll cancel mine then
It’s not a party unless your doctor gets a whole paper out of it
“intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration” is such a hilariously sterile way to say it.
I actually appreciated that they put in the “intranasal” because it would have made way more sense without it.
I was trying to poop and now I can’t. I deserve this for scrolling on the toilet.
Sounds like you could use an enema.
I vote citric acid this time
don’t forget the mentos go first!
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Ok so being a chemistry ignorant as I am, I went to Wikipedia to read about this acid, thinking it was probably a very common household item sold under a different name or perhaps a very common drug with a different street name, you get it. But it’s not. It’s just some acid used in a variety of industry processes.
Why on earth would anyone, even on drugs, think an enema with acid is something they need to experience? I’ve never done cocaine and I’m also not into painful anal stuff so if you are into either and care to explain I’d really appreciate it.
I’m into both and I still can’t explain what he was thinking.
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Well, some people should not do drugs. It can cause all kinds of conditions that you may have genetic predispositions for.
One notable case: drug-induced psychosis which causes (among others) delusions and severe confusion. Sounds like one might pour a deadly acid in their ass when delusional and severely confused.
the person was also DRUNK and on cocaine.
These two generally cancel each other out. Not perfectly, but a dose cocaine makes your drunkenness symptoms not as bad and vice-versa. So if you ever want to win a drinking competition, do a line of cocaine beforehand.
Ime it just makes your experience of you less drunk. You’re still making drunk decisions just with the confidence of cocaine
I meant mostly physically, your decisions are pretty much double fucked by both cocaine and alcohol.
Remember the scene in Breaking Bad where they dissolve a body in acid? It’s that one. Just in some dude’s butt. So maybe he was watching Breaking Bad and misunderstood what was happening
it can be bought in italy as a cleaning agent without going through entire process as for reagents purchase iirc
It’s one of the most scariest. Definitely don’t put it up your butt
Maybe a bizarre suicide attempt by someone with some chemistry knowledge?
If someone had some knowledge of chemistry/biology they’d expect it to be agonising pain
Yeah that’s the bizarre part. If you are picking this very specific acid you either stole it without knowing anything about it or you know exactly what it is. Both equally puzzling
isn’t it “poppers?” a common party drug that it supposed to be left open in a room and passively inhaled?
No, poppers are various alkyl nitrites. Hydrofluoric acid is a different thing altogether. It has no psychoactive properties but will give you nasty chemical burns.
Isn’t … isn’t hydrofluoric acid what Walter white (breaking bad spoilers:) >!used to dissolve a body? !<
Nope, poppers is something tottaly different (amyl nitrite). It’s also not ass-friendly. AFAIK people inhale it directly from small bottles (cca. 10—20 ml).
That’s amyl nitrate.
HF is caustic, poppers use nitrate compounds.
I wonder was he ever able to get his ostomy reversed since they did just Hartmans, or did the acid also destroy all the anal muscles and all that, preventing it. Yeesh what an interesting and horrid way to fuck up your life
He was on his sigmoid grindset (I have no idea what sigmoid means)
“like a sigma”, or in the shape of an S.
Sigmoids are also mathematical functions that, when graphed, look like an S
…DAMN!
The answer as to why is in the abstract: dude was flying on coke.
I’ve done a whole 8-ball in one night. Coke doesn’t make you stupid or blow out your inhibitions. This guy was something special to begin with.
It definitely blows inhibitions and also makes do you dumb stuff, but nothing close to this level. I’ve done 8-balls in one night and have done dumb stuff I wouldn’t have done without it, same as doing dumb stuff on alcohol and even weed. But this is so far removed from that, he’d have to have absolutely no idea about the dangers and I really think there must have been someone else who persuaded him in bad faith.
I heard about boofing from.the Darwin Awards before, but that was for vodka and the guy did it died because of alcohol poisoning to earn it. This one seems to raised the bar and lived to tell the tale of acid boofing. Which makes me wonder how many interesting people we share this beautiful world…
In 1993 I went to a apprenticeship school for the union I belonged to. The very first class was alcohol and drug awareness taught by a eighty something ex alcoholic who told us about butt chugging. It was basically how to get drunk and hide it from others 101. I know of a few people who have tried it. I guess they just wanted something up their ass.
Jeeesus they picked the most active possible in amazed they’re not just instant dead
if it was left untreated, the necrotic colon wouldve caused sepsis due to secondary bacterial infection.
“Ulcerated, necrotic and purulent” sounds like a sick metal song
Among metal bands that I’ve known for a long time is the goregrind band Purulent Spermcanal. Who at different times did split releases with Pulmonary Fibrosis and with Vaginal Herpes.
I mean, do I need to make a “goregrind lyrics or medical journual” game? The overlap might as well be a circle
Necrotic puss ulcer…lovely
intranasal cocaine administration
It always makes me smile seeing technical language used to describe ridiculous stuff. It’s almost comforting. Like, even if you snort a bunch of cocaine and then pour hydrofluoric acid in your ass, the medical system isn’t going to have any trouble describing or documenting it. They’ve seen worse.
Everyone knows you’re supposed to boof the cocaine and eat the acid. Amateur. /s
