So I’ve got an extra channel on my openwrt router/AP. Thinking it would be funny to serve up a public SSID named “Communism Will Win”

The bit would be that any http/s request would simply resolve to the communist manifesto or some other sort of agitprop. Can anyone help me understand what would be needed to pull this off?

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    Mine currently is “40% of cops beat their wives” and I live in Windermere, Florida which is white people and gross pick mes. The guy next door is from venezuela and hangs the Amerikkkan flag even after his country is getting bombed. Talk about a fucking cuck.

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    On a technical level you could blackhole any DNS request on that network by running your own recursive resolver (i use unbound) and using these DHCP options Use these DHCP options in your openwrt admin panel which is about the best you can do for HTTPS as best I can tell (I wanted to do something similar to this but couldn’t get further than that). Then you could redirect every domain resolution to 65.109.101.238 (marxists.org currently), but I lack the knowledge on how to make anything in the URLPath portion properly resolve. Like example.com/where-to-buy-a-tent would just be rendered up as 65.109.101.238/where-to-buy-a-tent.

    (If anyone was wondering and wants to help bridge the gap in my knowledge I wanted to make reddit-logo resolve to old.reddit-logo automatically without a browser plugin on all devices but that isn’t at the DNS level.)

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        I think the captive portal solution others have mentioned is the proper one.

        And there is now an actual captive portal system that isn’t hacky: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captive_portal#Captive_Portal_API already supported by iOS https://developer.apple.com/news/?id=q78sq5rv and presumably Android too.

        And you can get an IP-address X509 certificate from LetsEncrypt https://letsencrypt.org/2025/07/01/issuing-our-first-ip-address-certificate

        And if your router supports Enhanced Open, it can be a little more secure than a completely unencrypted connection to the wifi network itself.

        Like segfault11 mentioned, if you could host a server locally instead of just going to/redirecting to https://marxists.org/ it would be even better (no traffic to the internet, works when the internet is down).

        And you could disable routing any packets from the connected client over the internet, so people couldn’t use your open network for internet and get your IP banned or something.

        Of course doing this would be a really involved project. But it would be super cool because it could be completely offline (other than the fact that the X509 certificate is only for 6 days) and useful for more than just silly stuff.

        It could even be IPv6 only since it wouldn’t need to connect to the internet.

  • What if you bait them with two channels with names to lure conservatives and libs seperately and serve them theory in sort of a way that could get past the brainworms without mentioning communism and calling it some alt theory. Maybe add some quizes that they have to get right before reading further and mention it was actually communism all along after a certain level of engagement has been reached. thonk