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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

they only turn on the body cam for the money shot

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they only turn on the body cam for the money shot

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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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    1. Don’t live in the USA.
    2. Don’t visit the USA.
    3. Under no circumstances should you live in or visit the USA.
  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t kink shame.

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    These don’t work. “Be white” used to apply for a while but even that doesn’t anymore. I think now it is “be white and suck up to fascists”

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    1. Obtain Norweigian Citizenship¹
    2. Live in Norway
    3. Turn on the tv and tune into the American news and have #Popcorn 🍿 ready to enjoy the shitshow

    ¹Unfortunately I’m not privilaged enough for this :/

  • amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    i have a white supremacist translating device, here goes:

    1. be white, or else
    2. stop resisting! 🐽
    3. don’t leave your house if you’re not white
    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Rule 1 and 3 don’t even apply anymore

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        Rule 2 doesn’t help because they will deliberately give conflicting instructions and shoot anyway.

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    How to avoid ICE:

    • Dont be a US citizen
    • Dont be pulling out of your driveway
    • Dont leave room and wave them by in traffic
    • Dont be friendly and tell them “I’m not mad at you”
    • 18107@aussie.zone
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      Don’t sleep in your own bed in your own home either.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breonna_Taylor

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    “In today’s news, another us citizen of non-pale complexion was arrested by ICE, despite being married and working here for 20+ years.”

  • DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    Sundely they became “please thread on me”

  • count_dongulus@lemmy.world
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    “Sounds like my friends and I can show up at your door in fake ICE outfits and make your gargle on our balls. And if you refuse, we’ll beat your ass, and you won’t do anything about it.”

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    “White Christians accepted only.”

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    How to avoid being deported by ICE:

    • Be white and join ICE
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      Not guaranteed to work. What if you’re off duty and they don’t believe you when you say you work with them?

      They already ignore passports, birth certificates, driver’s licences and social security cards.

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        Be on crystal meth and work 24/7, problem solved.

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    Could you move your mouse?

    • kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOP
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      i couldn’t figure out what was going on. first time the cursor got in the screenshot and i couldn’t get it out

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    🥾👅

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    This also has the AI text, no?

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      seriously? dude it’s just text

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        It’s hard to describe, but text in AI generated images tends to have the same font and colour pallet

        (The image shared by the oop, not the one you posted to be clear)

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          Yup, it definitely is. Like you said, it’s hard to explain but you can just tell after seeing a couple of them.

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          AI explicitly generates images based on what it was trained on. If nobody used this color scheme then AI wouldn’t have generated it because it couldn’t have been trained on it.

          The background color evokes paper, especially older paper. It’s a common motif.

        • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          the off-white background and low contrast font color are signs for sure

          there are also subtle differences between each usage of a given character (the serif on each “e” and the apostrophes stand out most to me) and inconsistent kerning

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    Don’t have melanin

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