- cross-posted to:
- ehbuddyhoser@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- ehbuddyhoser@sh.itjust.works
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41974212
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Eh, I would prefer Mexico or Canada but I’ll take the EU.
Fuck, we got Florida… can we gift it to Russia or something?
Mexico occupying Utah in post WW3 america is an unwritten tv show.
Or everything just reads fallout zone.
Please give Illinois to Canada, I could not bring myself to move to Iowa 🤮
Funny but we don’t want bigger counties, we need smaller countries.
Split the USA up in 50 states, and those territories become their own independent country as well, then let them join the Europen union which by then we can rename
Minnesotan here, I for one welcome my new hoserlords
Came here to say this lol
Isn’t Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I’m certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
I’ll take the hockey and free healthcare but I REFUSE to learn French
You don’t understand, multilingualism is part of the healthcare. It delays the onset of dementia and Alzheimer’s, and has many other benefits. I suppose if you hate French that much you can always choose another language.
in all seriousness I do enjoy & appreciate learning languages, at least a lot for a dumbass American haha. been trying to learn Japanese and Spanish on and off for about 15 years. hopefully someday I’ll get serious enough about one or both to go for conversational fluency
I probably would enjoy learning French as much as I enjoy memeing about it lol
Take it from someone who speaks both as a foreign language: French is far, far less insane than English. I’d welcome it being the lingua franca instead of English. Or Spanish, or Italian, that’s fine too
it’s definitely less insane than English. the fact that English became as dominant a language as it did is a cruel linguistic joke
But it’s easy, qui qui, hon hon hon.
As an European let me clear, we’re not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
As someone in the south… PLEASE RECONSIDER!
You’re more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I’M BEGGING! I’LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You’ll have to speak French or German though.
Is Cajun close enough?
Realistically it’d be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
As long as it’s German, I’m okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven’t seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
I believe the Danish take the crown.
Is it worse than Japanese?
https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
Don’t know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
They’re already 2/3rds of the way there.
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.
- no Indigenous nation
- no indipendent Blak nation
- no Chinese occupied zone
hmm
You like segregation?
Ah nice, the Netherlands can have their New Amsterdam back, lol.
now it’s New New Amsterdam
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it, I can’t say People just liked it better that wayyyyy
Old New York
It’s in the canadian occupation zone
Mexican Occupation Zone would be the funniest thing ever and worth it to see some of those racist maga fucks have to answer to people with brown skin.
Wait, if we become Canadian, does that mean we get Toronto housing prices to?
Yes, please.
I think the chance of everything being China is far more likely.
