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Lydia_K@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

Let's all have a Star Trek wash party

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Let's all have a Star Trek wash party

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Lydia_K@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • lath@piefed.social
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    Anybody up for a Mudd bath?

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      Worf: “You just… sit here?”

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    The Froth of Khan was right there

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      My God they need to get it together. The Bath of Kahn was right next to that!!!

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      At least they got, “Botanically Scented.”

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    Rich Corinthian Lather

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    Khan top text:

    Cleans you up after a day spent on Ceti Alpha V

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      Picard:

      The bath must be drawn here!

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        This far (up the tub), no further! And I will make them Zestfully clean!

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          It is possible to use no soap and still be clean. That is not a dirtiness. That is water.

          Even in the dirtiest circumstances, there is always a soap- sometimes only a bubble. Trust that soap. Scrub a way back, no matter what it takes.

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    With 7 of 9 essential vitamins and minerals in every bar.

    Lower your shields and let the rest of the crew go on an away mission as you enjoy an ancient ritual of a water bath.

    Transport yourself to Risa without the need for a shuttle in your own home.

    Re energise your warp core with this bar of dilithium soap crystals.

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    That’s for when your bladder’s full and you end up going where no man has gone before.

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    How do reavers clean their harpoons?

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      Now I’m sad.

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    I’m curious as to why the Earl Grey scented isn’t more popular.

    It’s bergamot orange. Citrus fruit shower gels are popular af.

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    Which one doesn’t make the dirt Klingon?

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      I can’t tell if I get the reference or if I’m having a stroke.

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        Which one doesn’t make the dirt [stick on]?

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    My friend’s got a bar of Picard soap in his bathroom. :)

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      When you take the actual soap out of the packet, does it have the image or writing embossed on it, or is it just a plain bar of soap with a cool box?

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        Starfleet logo:

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        I’d love to know as well. His is still in the packet. It’s more of a decoration gimmick to him.

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    There’s no danger in dropping soap in the equitous 24th century.

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      You still do it, just for funsies

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    That’s nice, but I prefer a sonic showed everyday.

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