“So there was this guy chatting with his friend, Beanis, who claimed he knew everybody. Beanis said ‘I know your boss.’ ‘Bullshit!’ the man replied. So they go over to the boss’s house on a Saturday and sure enough, the boss recognizes them both and invites them in for coffee. Beanis says ‘I know every celebrity, name one and we’ll go to their house next.’ The man says ‘I bet you don’t know Mr. Owl.’ Beanis replies ‘Yes I do!’ and they head to the Tootsie Roll factory. Beanis walks in and the receptionist says ‘Welcome back! Here to see Mr. Owl?’ She gives them access badges and tootsie roll pops before sending them to Mr. Owl’s office. The man feels kinda stumped so he throws out the most random name he can think of. ‘I bet you don’t know Charlie Kirk!’ the man blurts out. ‘Yes I do! I actually have to go see him later on today.’ So they go to a Turning Point USA rally where Beanis calls Charlie a loser and Charlie replies ‘I live my life everyday as a meatball, Beanis!’ Beanis tells the man to wait here. A few minutes later, Charlie Kirk’s neck just did that. When Beanis comes back, he finds his friend being revived on the grass by a group of people, fanning him and giving him water. ‘What happened?’ Beanis asks his friend, Jacob. 'Beanis, your friend passed out when this guy next to him asked 'Who’s that guy Beanis just shot?”"