So this non-serving ass clown wants OTHER people to sign up for a draft to protect his “unparalleled freedoms and opportunities” while he sits back and enjoys them. Says our freedoms are the envy of the world. My brother, have you ever even left the country? Because nothing says “unparalleled freedom” like going bankrupt from a hospital visit, watching your kids do active shooter drills, and needing a draft to staff a military that already has the biggest budget on the planet. But sure, the whole world is just green with envy. Absolutely seething. They’re over there with their universal healthcare and paid parental leave just WISHING they could be us.
Oooh ok, please be the first in line then rob.
Rob Schneider is a stapler
I didn’t know who he was so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Apparently he’s a fucking moron.
That he is. South Park made fun of him a lot back in the day
Most of the time comments like this make me feel old, since I would imagine the majority of people my age absolutely know who he is without even thinking about it. But this time it makes me feel good knowing that even now there’s gonna be a ton of people who never heard of him before and that will keep growing as time goes on.
Oh I’m old, but apparently I live in a cultural cave.
If you watched comedy movies on VHS, it’s impossible to not see at least some of his movies.
He played second fiddle to a better comedian.
Derp de deedly derp
And an idiot

Who cares what Rob Schneider thinks?
Seriously. This is news? How?
Unfortunately we live in a time and a place where this idiot absolutely has more public sway than a lot of members of Congress and basically all of local government. This country does have a reality tv star as president after all.
god damn it. Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a guide!
Classic chickenhawk, lives 60-something years without serving in military, and now thinks other people should serve in the military.
I was going to call him a joke, but then that would give him more credit than he is due.
Jokes are funny, which he is not.
Sorry, I don’t take geopolitical advice from a man whose most notable acting roles included starring in The Hot Chick.

I think his most notable role was a bit character in Waterboy. “You can do it!”.
It’s also worth remembering that the character in question was simultaneously incredibly vicious, stupid and naive.
He may not have even been acting, now that I think about it.
The man peaked (!) last millennium with Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo.
Is Schneider a Pedo? Why is he supporting pedo policies? Sounds like a pedo to me.
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Isnt it a thing, tho, where judges who are also secretly doing X come down harder on people doing X than other crimes? And I think that’s true for all people, not just judges. Has to do with not wanting to seem like youre wishy washy on the rules for that crime so nobody suspects you…
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I dont understand your response to my comment.
Judges who turn out to be secret pedos tend to have a record of sentencing maximums against pedos in their court. It’s a thing.
All I was saying is people who are boisterous in their hatred of pedos can be pedos maybe as much as people who want to debate it philosophically (so called apologists, or whatever).
It’s a detestable crime and im not suggesting otherwise and im not suggesting anything about the victims.
Perhaps I misspoke.
No, I think I understand you perfectly, Fudgy McTubbs.
All I was saying is people who are boisterous in their hatred of pedos can be pedos
You say this, but I have not come across it at all. On the contrary: pedos defend pedos, and as we’ve seen in the Epstein files alone, pedos tend to befriend each other and protect each other. On the whole, pedophiles are very comfortable with their own desires, and often have their actions toward children, even babies, repulsively self-justified as some kind of love, or loving act, when in fact it is vomitously perverted and confers lifelong damage to its targets. Think NAMBLA: there’s a LOT more where that came from.
Some pedos also tend to be drawn toward open discussions of pedophilia online, because in addition to the sickening lust for children, they often think of themselves as smarter than regular folk (not without cause, because they tend to get away with their crimes for decades, due to the fact no one wants to think about it) and occasionally believe that the average stranger they discuss pedophilia with online has zero personal knowledge or understanding of their crimes. I’ve drawn a few of these out of the woodwork myself.
But in regard to my own experience, I can only say I am old, I have known this person I speak of for decades, I have known what they went through, I’ve read a lot about it and keep up with the news, and I can honestly say I have NEVER once seen a pedo come out in hatred of other pedos and then be outed as a pedo. Not once. Much less a judge.
But I have known personally, and heard of many more, where pedos found each other, traded materials with each other, helped each other find victims, and covered for each other in massive lies and routines of deception spanning entire decades. Again, the Epstein files are full of proof of this. So is the dark web. That shit’s wide open to anyone who has the stomach to go looking for it.
I also have never come across this:
Judges who turn out to be secret pedos tend to have a record of sentencing maximums against pedos in their court. It’s a thing.
To the best of my understanding, this may be true of some crimes, including sexual crime, but not of pedophila. Literally, I do not know of one case.
I’d be happy to learn, though. So can you cite some examples of judges over-sentencing specifically involving the crime of pedophilia, where the judge is then outed as a pedophile? Certainly you’d remember where you saw some, since “it’s a thing.”
Again, you made the claim specifically about pedophila, and you set the specifics yourself: “Judges who turn out to be secret pedos tend to have a record of sentencing maximums against pedos in their court. It’s a thing.” If you could name these multiple judges you speak of, I’d be very interested to know the specifics.
Him and his friend/sponsor Adam Sandler are both republicans, yes.
Invading other countries has nothing to do with your “freedom”.
Iran hasn’t done anything to me, but Trump has.
As a matter of fact the real war would be civil war.
Finish up what the Union army needed to do to the South at the end of the war.
The biggest hotbeds of Confederate activity in the modern era can be found in Silicon Valley and Washington DC.
He’s caused more harm to the US than Iran ever has.
Trump or Schneider?
Send every single person in ICE first then the children of politicians. None are allowed cushy office jobs. All must be boots on the ground.
lol. ICE fighting combatants? Nah, they prefer to go after little old grannies who are bothering no one.
You first, fucko.
What an immensely punchable face.
Shut up, Rob, no one cares what you think.
Millions of bots would like to claim otherwise
Exactly what freedom is being threatened by Iran? The freedom to distract people from the Epstein files maybe?
Exactly who cares the slightest bit about the political opinions of Rob Schneider?
The same people who care about the political opinions of Donald Trump.
To prove your point: this is the second time today that I went: “Rob who?” The first time was after the Last Week Tonight piece on Orban. By the time I came across this, I had already forgotten who he was again because it just. Doesn’t. Matter.
I really doubt he has any influence even over the diehard MAGA crowd.
“The only way we can have freedom is by killing some brown people who have done nothing to us.” - Some fucking douchebag moron
I didn’t see him at Fallujah when it was his turn to die for his country.
Curious that he’s discovered a love of mandatory conscription so late in life
Lets draft all those who voted for Trump first. They brought up this mess, they should clean it.














