No one outside the family seems to have noticed yet. Do I out my racist wife or do I out-racist my wife and do the same to avoid an awkward skin-tervention and gain her trust? I don’t like conflict.
tagline that we purge later
She’s just Ariana Grande maxxing. Get her to listen to some K-pop and she’ll go back towards lighter tones
Unfortunately, that won’t reduce the amount of culture vulturing - net gain in racism.
You just have to stop before she actually becomes asian, and then get her to listen to some arabic music. When she’s halfway iranian you put her on some indigenous american type beats. And so on until you have a white woman again :yakub:
Kaleidoscope wife
She got a patchwork face like Queequegs arms in Moby Dick
Just ask her to go back to the shade directly before it was blackface.
Whispering that into her ear right now.
Keep the suggestions coming. I need positive affirmations and assurance that I’m not being racist for asking my wife to forcibly lighten her skin.
Slip some green into her makeup so you get Grinch wife
This is called trudeau gambit
Start slowly adding tinted window film to all of the mirrors in the house and slowly swapping out the foundation with lighter shades so slowly that she doesn’t realize she’s stopped doing black face. After another 3 years she should be back to her base skin tone.
… wait, is this gaslighting?
gaslightening
go gaslightening go gaslightening
I think you should start supporting women of colour
I’ve been whispering “Please stop being racist” and “I need you to stop using those darker shades” in ear here the past couple nights but I don’t think it’s working.
Get her angry enough that she has to unleash some force lightning. Seemed to lighten this guy’s complexion:
You could do a doomed romance where you just become racist with her. What use is it to gain the world but cease to be a wife guy?
You obviously need to one-up her by indulging in multiple quietly racist acts simultaneously. It’s not about quality, it’s about quantity.
This is why I don’t date crackers 😒
The secret racism i can filter for, but conflict aversion is exhausting and makes room for a ton of bad behavior. 👎 y’all gotta get some therapy
y’all got therapy that works and doesn’t require going through intake 20 fucking times?
Some folks get decent RNG idk
