Prepare Uranus for Cock
Ah Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was “blue ball”
Winner winner! Chicken dinner!
Uranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.
Don’t hate on Uranus like that, all we’ve got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven’t had a decent camera out there ever.
What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures.
OnlyPlanets
How much to see the South Pole?
Someone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU
… you’ve stumbled upon the key to human progress.
Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations
“Alright boys, we’ve landed on Mars! You know what that means!” switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000
Pictures of Uranus are hard to take.
Don’t talk about Theiranus like that. :(
Well the 4 is on fire so is it “for hot cock”?
Shouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?
Then it would xe Taco Bell.
Pre Pear Uranus Burning 4 Rooster
Mebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.
“short and salty”
So, much like a cock.
Fuck, beat me to it.
Beat meat to it?
But that is not a cock.
I was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute
Prepare Uranus For Fire Chicken
Must like spicy wings
This is the only proper message that can be extracted.
Pre Pear uranus four cock?
Damn you’re a wizard washedupcynic
That’s very clearly a hen and not a cock. Could’ve used a better picture of Uranus too. Idea 10/10 execution 7/10
I mean, they could have just spelled it out, too.
That’s a hen… prepare Uranus 4 hen.
That’s…a hen?
Yes. Roosters have a substantially more pronounced comb.
Huh, you can tell I don’t have a bunch of cocks
Pre pear Uranus 4 rooster
Cock
Pre-pear (for) blue balling and flaming cock?
Prepare your white balls for my red and brown COCK
Hint: it’s a planet
Damn. Was gonna say Prepare For whatever comes first.
( Thought it might be an egg. )
Prepare your anus for hot chicken?
prefruit ball flaming for cock
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Is it a ball or a hole?
It’s “prepare X for cock” for sure, though.
Maybe, it’s not in english?
Pre fruit sphere four rooster?
