gonster responsibly
Posion
potion of poison resistance
Still less gross than buckfast
It looks radioactive
“It’s eerily beautiful. Are you sure it’s safe?” - Marge Simpson
Gonster Rule? I prefer Ginster’s Roll.

Serving suggestion. Enjoy as part of a balanced diet.
Dispose of used electrical items responsibly and do not consume.

this is called a billie irish and not a gonster

I drink neither but… just fucking no.
you know energy drinks are fucked up when even GUINESS floats on top.
Guinness floats on a ton of stuff. Black and tan, snakebite, etc. There’s a whole bunch of drinks that are just Guinness on top of something.
The creamy texture comes from all the entrained air bubbles.
Thick and dense are not the same, Guinness will float on pretty much anything sweet.
The green glow probably comes from the contained radium
i never knew monsters are illuminating like Nuka-Cola Quantums.
I won’t go out of my way to make one, but I’d try it if offered.
now we need goner and gast-
Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?
This could be Your Only Chance to find out
to jonkler
This is why banshees wail.











